Crazy Scenes

[Alatáriel]

This is going to be kind of like crazy captions. I got the idea from the 'Downs. Instead of doing just a caption, on here, you will create your very own scene. I think I'll start it out with a fan girl scene...



'Tis hopeless Fellowship, you will never get away! For I have fan girls on my side!



*fan girls yell out various names* *several scream* *some faint*



Aragon! Fangirls!! *screams* We can't out run them!



We must try, we can't give up now



Fan girls! *screams* My hair about to devour my soul isnt my only problem!!



Ooooo, pretty crowd.... I wanna count them!! one, two, three....



Frodo, you think I should stop him....



Nah....



one hundred seventy eight, one hundred seventy nine....



*fangirls approach, more screams of names*



Ummm... guys, there getting closer!!



One-thousand seven hundred twenty four, One-thousand seven hundred twenty five...



We have only one option...



Attack!!!!!!!!!!!

Several hours later....

the battle was hopeless, the Fellowship retreated....



I give up...



Where's Frodo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Frodo was missing.... he had been left behind in the mass of fan girls, a few days later this picture was found....



The crazed fan girls completly changed him....

Frodo: WOW! My hair isnt devouring my soul!

[Alatáriel]

In case your wondering how to get the pix small, go to ninecompanions.net and just get the thumb nails....

[Mippin]

It's Saruman...he is breeding an army...


What is this new Devilry?


One does not simply walk up to one of these creatures, small they may be, but 'tis folly to cross one who hath been fasting... the very weed it smokes creates a poisonous fume, and it's beady eyes are ever watchful...


Is that one of them?!!!?!!?!!!?!!?!!!?!


That's it?! That thing is a disgrace to all of my-


A disgrace to all hobbits everyw-oh man, my hair is getting long again, I hope it doesn't devour my soul...


It's getting closer!!!


Hello all! Could you direct me to the little Orbbits room?

[Alatáriel]

A disgrace to all hobbits everyw-oh man, my hair is getting long again, I hope it doesn't devour my soul...

Bwahahahaha.... good one ;D

[Alatáriel]

The hobbits were all snug asleep in there beds...



When all of the sudden they were awoken by a vioce....



Ho! Ho! Ho! Come to Santa!! you little hobbits...



Is that Saruman?!?!?!



Come my little hobbits... Tell Santy what you want for Christmas...



Uhhhhhhhhh.....



I'm scared... Is this a trick?!?!?!



Come.... you can tell me what you want... and if you're e-vile errr, umm.. i mean nice, then you may get what you wish for...

Oooo, must tell what wants.... *walks over and sits on lap...*



I wanna a barrel ful of ale, a lot of pipeweed, yes lots of it, Old Toby, a....

[Dragoneyes]

Yes, that is what you wrote, we saw it the first time *nervously pats Alatariel's head*

[Mippin]

Yes, that is what you wrote, we saw it the first time *nervously pats Alatariel's head*

Yes, Alatariel... has your hair devoured your soul? *cautiously backs away* *runs back up* Hey!!! You stole my Saruman is Santa Claws.. I mean Clause off of the 'downs!! oh well... I won't hold it against you... you have good taste ;D ;D ;D

[Alatáriel]

Haven't you people ever had a glitch on here.... I pressed post, and then it didnt work so I pressed post again, making it post twice.... *pats both of you on the head* you just don't understand...

[Dragoneyes]

Oh, delete your post why don't you and make us look like fools. I understand nothing, like French, I don't understand French, adding to the amount of nothingness I understand.

[Alatáriel]

Bwahahahaha ;D , Hey! this is supposed to be a sight where we post our crazy scenes.... So Dragoneyes, why don't you have a go....

[Mippin]

No, Alatariel, I have never had a glitch on Imladris.... for Frodo and Mippin only bother me when I have been idle... *pats you back*

[Alatáriel]

*pats ElvishHobbit* Atleast I don't have voices in my head... wait, I do... well, then, atleast I haven't named them.... yet ;D

[Mippin]

Hey! at least my voices come at my command... wanna see? Here, Pipdalf!!! Behold... uhm... if Lëowen ever sees this... I think Pipdalf finally wants his hamster back...

Ok, this is getting off topic, and if I was creative enough today, I'd post something.. but I'm not....thus, I will ask someone else to post a scene at this time ;D

[Dragoneyes]

I hereby proclaim myself INTERESTING!


What? That can't be right...


Do not let him fool you...


Celeborn shall never be interesting!


Of course I'm interesting!


Aren't I interesting darling?


*Thinks* Oh dear Eru no! Not that question! Anything but that question!


Oh would you look at that? I have to go!


I AM interesting! Look at my angry face!


If you don't shut up now, I have some particularly explosive fireworks that fit perfectly in to a certain hole situated on your rear end.


Shut up? Moi?


He really shouldn't have said that.


Right then, that's it...


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There, good enough for you?

[Alatáriel]

Good job Dragoneyes! LOL very funny! ;D