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Post by Alatáriel on Jun 21, 2003 22:48:41 GMT -5
you go ahead and think... i'm kinda tired.... i'll pass....
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Post by Alatáriel on Jun 21, 2003 22:49:21 GMT -5
again, i'm the first to start a new page.....
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Post by Mippin on Jun 21, 2003 22:50:11 GMT -5
that's really interesting.. perhaps we should let it lie until someone else thinks of a new scene?
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Post by Alatáriel on Jun 22, 2003 17:21:12 GMT -5
A new day, maybe I can think of something now....
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Post by Alatáriel on Jun 22, 2003 17:36:47 GMT -5
 Rwaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That trolls after me again....  Uh-oh  *stab* dieewrrraaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!  *choke* *gag* *die*  *falls over*  Frodo!!!!! DIE you stupid troll!! *jumps on troll*  DIEEEEE!!!!! *shoots arrow at neck*  *choke, gag* *falls over*  *get thrown off back*  Its okay, I'm fine, still alive....  What?!?!?! you mean I jumped on the back of that thing, and got all thrown aruond for nothing?!?!?!?! Okay that was lame.... just like from the movie except at the end.... |
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Post by Alatáriel on Jul 9, 2003 21:00:44 GMT -5
 Where is that stupid hobbit?! I told him to be here two hours ago!  Oh, look its a pretty moth!  Ooo, pretty moth! *strokes moth*  Where is that stupid moth?  Oh no! You must fly! Fly you fool! *moth flies away and lands next to Saruman*  DIE! DIE YOU CONFOUNDED BUG!! DIE!!!!!!!!!  Take that! That'll teach you to come messing with my muffins again!! *moth recovers and flies away unharmed* DARN YOU!!! |
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Post by Alatáriel on Jul 9, 2003 21:01:59 GMT -5
That was lame...but maybe it will stoke some ideas in the rest of your brain dead minds... considering no one has posted in awhile...
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Post by Mippin on Jul 11, 2003 12:11:28 GMT -5
ah thank you, you've somehow inspired me... ;D
 Bilbo: Today, on Middle-Earth News, we have..  Bilbo: Elves with the ability to change their own opacity! What's up with that?! Elrond: Bwahahaha, you can see through me! ahh yes, an opacity of 57 is right for me! Bilbo: Err, right.. at least we can't see your eyebrows flap so much! Next we have...  Bilbo: Hobbits discovering new weapons! Frodo: Wow!!! It's a SWORD!!!!  Bilbo: Trees with no regard for nature!! Treebeard: Tree??!! I am no tree!! I am an Ent!!! Bilbo: Leaves don't lie, man! Moving on...  Bilbo: Smoky the bear proves why only you can prevent forest fires! Balrog: Me? no way, I stalk guys with pokey sticks of doom! Wanna see? huh? do ya, do ya do ya!!??!!??!! Bilbo: er, no. And finally we have-  Merry: We interupt this news report, for a special news report! Pippin: I think that was my line... what's a cue card? Merry: Get on with it!!  Pippin: oh, right! ok, everyone! Merry...has...a....flesh...wound!!!!! *in background* Dom: Billy....does my wound look convincing? Billy: Yes, Dom... it looks convincing...  Merry: right-o! yes, see? that gash by my eye? that's the wound!  Pippin: This concludes our special news report...and since it took so long, you missed the regular news report! We advise you turn off your palantir now..  Merry: LOOK PIPPIN! IT COMES IN QUARTS NOW!!!!! |
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Post by Mippin on Jul 12, 2003 12:55:43 GMT -5
ok, I'm kinda bored so I'll make another one!  Ready? *starts singing* Hey ho! To the bottle I go, to heal my heart and drown my woe! Rain may fall and wind may blow but there'll still be-  Uh, guys, I wouldn't drink that ale...  Nonsense! where were we? oh yes *continues singing* Many miles to go! Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain and the stream that flows from hill to plain!  Hmph! Fine, don't believe me.. I remember what happened last time.. oh yes.. I was enjoying myself with a nice mug o' ale.. *flash back*  mmm-mmm, that was a good brew! But no sooner than I had finished the ale, the ale had finished me.. I was more drunk than an ale drinking hill troll from down yonder! *back to Merry and Pippin*  Better than rain or rippling brook! Is a mug of beer inside this Took!  *takes big sip of ale* *A few moments later* *strained voice* whoa...  Pippin? *tries to stifle laugh*  *bursts out laughing* That was good!  Let's do it again!  heh.. |
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Post by Mippin on Aug 10, 2003 17:35:06 GMT -5
 Ahh... Mr. Frodo? You've got a problem...  What's the problem?  You've got chipmunks in your yard.... E-vile, Demon.. Chipmunks...  Oh, Sam! Say it ain't so, Sam! Say it ain't so!!  I'm afraid it i-  NO! Not the chipmunks, not the chipmunks, chipmunks...bad..... where's Faramir? *starts whimpering*  *heroic music* I'm here, Frodo! What seems to be the problem?  *wheezing* Chipmunks.....chipmunks....evil....demon....chip- Oh man, my hair's getting long. I hope it doesn't devour my soul.  Evil Demon Chipmunks?!  AHHH! YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE FARAMIR!!! Just......get....rid....of....evil....demon.....chi-AHHHHHH! THE PAIN!!!!  Hey! Mr. Frodo, I got the chipmunk!!  Oh, Sam. You never cease to amaze me.... er, what's with him? *points at faramir*  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY ERU!!!! THE CHIPMUNK!!!!!! I knew mum told me to become a shepard for a reason!!! Why didn't I listen?! That's it! From now on, I tend to SHEEP!!!! |
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Post by ElberethVarda on Oct 24, 2003 11:03:14 GMT -5
I Just Can't Wait to Be King
By AragornI'm gonna be a mighty king  So enemies beware!  Well, I've never seen a king of men  With quite such greasy hair.  I'm gonna be the main event Like no king was before  I'm brushin' up on lookin' down  I'm workin' at the war  Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing.  Oh, I just can't wait to be king!  No one sayin kill this  No one sayin stop there  No one sayin stop that  No one sayin go here  Free to run around all day  Free to do it all my way. I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart.  Kings don't need advice from little hobbits for a start.  If this is where the monarchy is headed  count me out!  Out of service, out of Arda I wouldn't hang about.  Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Everybody look left  Everybody look right  Everywhere you look I Stand in spotlight!  Not yet!  Let every creature go for broke and sing  Let's hear it in the herd  and on the wing!  It's gonna be King Strider's finest fling!  Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't waaaaaaaaaa  ...aaaaaaa....  ..aaaaaaaa...  ...aaaaaa.....  ..aaa...  ....aaaaaaaa.....  ...aaaaait to be king!   *sigh*
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Post by Elentari on Oct 24, 2003 13:49:22 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!  *dies from laughing too much* |
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Post by ElberethVarda on Oct 24, 2003 16:13:59 GMT -5
Hehe, thanks.  |
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Post by ElberethVarda on Dec 4, 2003 14:24:40 GMT -5
I actually got it published..well, sort of.  I guess it was better than I thought. |
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Post by Emiana on Mar 2, 2004 21:53:36 GMT -5
 I would like to see more crazy scenes...these are really good
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heh..
*dies from laughing too much*
I guess it was better than I thought.
