45 Things Orcs Never Say Apr 21, 2006 3:13:20 GMT -5
Post by suncrafter on Apr 21, 2006 3:13:20 GMT -5
45 Things Orcs Never Say:
(From - www.orcmagazine.com )
The edge on this blade is too sharp!
Red wine with fried swamp rat!?! Are you mad!?!
Where is my hand lotion?
Too many animal skins detract from the decor.
I feel giggly.
I don't keep sharp objects in my house.
I've started a retirement fund.
Please explain the nuances between 'partly cloudy' and 'partly sunny'.
I already have enough swords at home.
Scotch tastes better with a twist of lemon.
He is wearing the same outfit as me... that bitch!
No meat thank you, I'm a vegetarian.
Earl Grey tastes better unsweetened.
I feel bright and chipper this morning!
I need someone to open this jar of pickles for me.
I can't decide if I want my Giant Bark-Slug poached or broiled?
I'm on a low sodium diet.
Please don't make me use obscenities.
This axe is too big!
My fiancé is registered at Tiffany's.
Too many mounted animal heads detract from the decor.
Not all problems can be solved with violence.
I started a diary last night.
Be honest with me guys... does this chest-plate make my butt look big?
Please trim the fat off my steak.
Where the hell did this pimple come from?
This part always makes me cry.
Where is the rendezvous point?
That's very unsanitary!
Do you have any Sweet and Lo?
And what can I do for you this fine day?
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
Stop waving those weapons in da air!... It just ain't safe.
I'll have the salad.
I'm over 30 years old.
My socks are very clean.
I can't eat that - too high in fat!
Guys, let's draw upon our feminine sides for a more intuitive solution to our differences.
I think we've killed enough things today.
Where is my teddy bear?
Can anyone think of some others I could add???
If so - please post them below!
With the help of the nice people who emailed me thier ideas or posted them on this thread - I was able to come up with an ALL NEW list of "101 Things Orks Never Say"! I've added the new list to my website here:
Thank you very much for helping. If you can think of any others to add, please post them below on this thread... I might be able to add them later.