Post by Elentari on Apr 16, 2004 15:12:57 GMT -5
Galadriel once was ugly. So she decided to get a pedicure but her husband refused to write her a receipt because of the cracks on the fountain. Galadriel cried, hoping weasels would devour Katzeeinbrechers this time or else they start stampeding the LotR maniacs. Thus, randomly causing food to rain over Middle Earth whom everyone pushes over. Since people weren't nice to the weasels, mutant dwarves sprang up from fiery holes in giddy-twirl which were it's huge abode, singing and somehow eating, all but him, Celeborn. Therefore Agent Lofty weirdly ranted about William, who accidentally dislocated Agent Lofty's hair. Screaming, polka-dancing, and trotting, Agent Lofty bonked into e-vile sugar-plum fairies. When unknown wraiths gouged out Pippin's hamster. Now to attempt murder while splitting open cracks in the oven, and drooling while playing cribbage. Cleaning up Shadowfax's toothbrushes can create smelly diversions, diverting only the eyes including Barney's violaceous antics. Sooo, Sauron devised annoying plans, hoping to illuminate Celeborn! Instead, many jogged towards Bag End, entertaining ponies, corpulent cats mingled in throngs. Since pillaging is illegal, Galadriel couldn't tie her husband to the mountain of cigarette cactusy she curled so energy-bar would disappear, only it crashed
messily into the pile, upon frantic, blue-headed unnoticed spiders. Depression became innevitable. Therefor
never
messily into the pile, upon frantic, blue-headed unnoticed spiders. Depression became innevitable. Therefor
never
