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Post by Alatáriel on Nov 28, 2003 21:25:19 GMT -5
Ala eyed Mip oddly. Pay? She shrugged it off and fixed herself her own special drink. She mixed Coke with Mountain Dew Code Red with a tad bit of orange juice. She handed Dom a glass. He tasted it and said, 'This is pretty good... where did you learn this odd... mixture...'
'I was really bored one day...' Ala said, scribbling in the notebook.
'Erm... okay... how many of those speeches do you have to write anyways?' Dom asked, taking another sip of the mix.
'Well... lets see... The Most Tolkien Knowledgeable I already have a speech for... still figuring out some things for the others which are Weirdest thread, Worst speller, Laziest Member, and Most Supernatural... yes... I have to study some of the members...' she said, glancing around the room.
'Ah... might I see who won those?' Dom asked.
'Why?' Ala raised an eyebrow.
'Erm... I am tied to you...' Dom replied.
'Err... okay... but in the event you happen to be untied from me and retied to someone else, you may not... I repeat MAY NOT... tell that person who won what, for that person may have won something themselves...'
'I swear,' Dom said solemnly.
'Okay...' Ala handed Dom a piece of paper written in code.
Dom snickered at who won what and Ala just ignored him, writing the speeches. Ala looked up because the song had been stopped right in the middle and changed. It was changed from Coldplay to Travis. Then Travis suddenly jerked off and Smashing Pumpkins was playing. She looked over to where Mip was to see Billy and Elijah fighting over it again. Mip's flamingo had been thrown on the ground where she couldn't reach it. Ala snickered at the sight and wondered what Mip was going to do.
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Post by ElberethVarda on Nov 28, 2003 21:45:23 GMT -5
Elbereth smiled to herself. The party was in full swing, with Travis (whoever he was) blaring over the speakers. Most of the guests had arrived, and those that hadn't...Well, it was their loss!
Elbereth wandered over to the refreshment table and picked up a handful of pistachios. She laughed silently, remembering the fiasco that had occured earlier. She noticed Ala scribbling away energetically on a piece of paper, with Dom reading over her shoulder. Elbereth smiled again. This was the best party ever.
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Post by Mippin on Nov 28, 2003 21:46:45 GMT -5
Mippin got out from behind the speakers, out onto the main floor, and smacked Elijah and Billy repeatedly. She picked up the lawn flamingo, and kept smacking the two with all her might. Elijah had a black eye, and Billy had a large cut running down his face now. Yet Mippin didn't let up. She whacked them until they were about ready to collapse, and she kept whacking even when they had collapsed. She yelled at them occasionally, but not too often. The flamingo speaks for itself, you see. Mippin led them over to the bar, where she gave Ala and Dom a glare, so e-vile, they winced to see it. Mippin ordered a few things, and Ala and Dom brought back the following items:
A glass of soda for Mippin, a steak for Elijah, and a towel for Billy to wipe off the blood. Mippin frowned at the two menacingly, and told them they were lucky she wasn't allowed to kill anyone. Elijah looked at the steak, and poked it. Mippin asked for it to be switched with an ice pack. 'Next time, you get the steak!' she said, holding a lighter under his nose for some odd reason she could not explain.
She drained her glass, and then untied Billy and Elijah. She tied Billy to Alatáriel, and tied Elijah back to herself. Elijah whimpered and tried to make a run for it, but Mippin whacked him on the head again, this time a bit more lightly.
She proceeded back to her station, and took out the current CD. She placed a Coldplay CD in, and listened to the music. Mippin then gave Elijah a fair warning. 'Okay, dude. You may have been DJ E-WooD for like..a night. But really, this is my job. I enjoy it, and whilst you are bound to me, you better enjoy my job too, or face the lawn flamingo.'
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Post by Alatáriel on Nov 28, 2003 22:06:56 GMT -5
Ala had trouble moving around. And who wouldn't? Two people tied to you... She was never very good with knots, so she gave up for the moment, busied by someone wanting a drink. Billy and Dom were both talking together while Ala worked.
'Well, I dont think Im going to be hearing a lot of Travis anymore,' Billy said.
'Ah, that is the way life goes...' Dom replied.
'Okay, you two have atleast one free hand, so you are going to both help me with what people order... I may be bartender, but that doesnt just mean drinks... now look, there is a little table over there with a few things on it to keep people satisfied until appitizers are served by the green faeries.... so until then, if someone wants to order something early, I will most likely have to make it... and I cant just do that being tied the way I am... got it?' Ala asked. The two nodded, after seeing what Mip could do, they thought Ala could do about the same, and didnt want to find out what it was she could do.
Everything was slacking down, so Ala sat down and attempted to write again. Dom and Billy were talking about something over her while she worked. 'FINISHED!' she finally yelled, getting everyone's attention. 'Erm.. sorry.. just ignore me... she said lowering her voice.
'Let me seeee,' Dom said. Ala handed him the notebook. She noticed Billy looking a little puzzled. 'You have been tied to Mip to long, you woudn't get it...' she said to him.
'Erm..'
'Nevermind...' Ala fixed herself another glass of her strange mixture, this time making a glass for Billy so he could try it.
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Post by Mippin on Nov 28, 2003 23:24:10 GMT -5
The music blared, loud, very loud. Elijah's ears were almost bleeding, but that would probably be because he was sitting against a speaker. Mippin sat down, writing something in a deep blue ink. There were long flowing characters, that seemed complex. It seemed like a beautiful script, but it wasn't. Mippin folded the paper in her pocket, then turned around, and put in another record. This time it was the Stone Roses. Elijah shifted around. Mippin cried out, 'Are you uncomfortable?' he shook his head, wondering what Mippin was thinking, but said nothing. they were sitting across from each other, their tied arms stretched out upon the desk where some of the equipment was. Mippin took out a piece of paper. Mip then programmed the player to play a few CD's in a row, so that she'd have time to finish what she was about to start.
She pulled out a thin box from one of her side pockets, and opened it. Taking out a pencil, she began to sketch. Glancing over her paper, at the person in front of her, she began the long work. Mip took a fairly long time to sketch, especially with only one hand free. She occasionally glanced over the paper to look at what she was drawing.
After a long time, Mippin had finished. She saved her pencils, and looked at her sketch. She was just about to save it when Elijah moved. 'Can I look at it?' he asked her. She usually didn't like showing people her art, but she let him look anyway. If he insulted it, she could always whack him with her lawn flamingo.
'You left out the black eye...' he said slowly. Mippin shrugged. 'Didn't feel like drawing it.' She then slid it away and went back to the music. Mip decided to play yet another Travis CD. She sat just listening to the music. The song 'Indefinitely' began playing at last, and Mippin sighed.
She leaned up against a speaker, with her earphones in to block out some of the noise, and sighed again. She fiddled around with a copper wire, and kept looking up at the high ceiling. She drifted off in her own thoughts.
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Post by Alatáriel on Nov 28, 2003 23:56:19 GMT -5
'Okay, I cannot take this anymore... someone has got to be untied...' Ala said annoyed. She couldn't move like this. She couldn't work her magic on all the drinks she mixed. 'Okay... well then I shall untie you both...'
She attempted at the knots with one hand, but prooved unsuccessful. She reached into her back pocket and took out a knife. Dom and Billy's eyes widened at the sight of Ala with a knife. 'Calm down peoples, Im only cutting the rope...'
She began to work at the two ropes and cut them both without a scratch. Dom and Billy sighed at that and went to sit on the stools. They were talking while Ala sat at her own stool, waiting for someone to order something.
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Post by Mippin on Nov 29, 2003 1:45:30 GMT -5
Mippin suddenly stood up stiffly, Elijah stood and let down him tied arm. Mippin darted over to the bar to see that Ala was freed and Dom and Billy were loose. Elijah's eyes widened at the thought of what could happen. Mippin dragged Ala out from behind the bar. Mip searched through her pockets, draining them of their contents. She laid the items on the counter. She took out a couple of guns, a few swiss army knives and box cutters, a portable dark corner, a poartable lawn flamingo, a sword, a small axe, a poartable guillotine, and other various weapons, causing everyone's eyes to widen unnaturally. At last she pulled out some spare rope.
Ala couldn't work with two people tied to her, and no one wanted to be tied to Mippin along with someone else. So Mip cut Elijah free, then randomly tied people. Elijah and Billy didn't really want to be tied to Mip anymore, so she ended up being tied to Dom. Mip tied Ala to Elijah, and then Billy was left alone. 'Hmm, can't have this.' Mip said. So she drug Billy over to a spot in close range to Mip's station, and the bar. She took a table along with her, and a chair, then had Billy sit down. She then tied him to a post, allowing him to sit, and still be able to order a drink, or ask for a request. Mip scanned around to make sure everything was okay, then she dragged Dom over to her station. He immediately handed her a CD.
'Fine.' Mippin said sourly, putting in the CD. She sat on her stool, and let Dom sit where he may, being tied to Mip. Mippin gathered her whole self up on the stool, and sat indian style against a speaker, listening to the music she had unconciously played. 'Wu tan clan?' Mip raised an eyebrow towards Dom. He shrugged.
Mip took out her parchment once more, and recorded a few things. She sighed and looked at her watch, then she made sure she didn't leave any of her previously concealed weapons at the bar. She didn't. She picked them up after tieing everyone, luckily. Mip studied the parchment carefully.
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Post by Alatáriel on Nov 29, 2003 1:54:39 GMT -5
Ala was now tied to Elijah. She decided to bug him and gave another e-vile grin. 'So... was it a light socket this morning, or was it the toaster?'
'Dude,' he said a bit annoyed.
'Okay, okay,' Ala said pretending to turn her attention elsewhere. 'Seriously, did you like fall into the bathtub with the hair dryer or something?'
'Duuuuude,' he said, more annoyed.
'Okay... I get it...' Ala said. She snickered to herself and tried to think up another way to torture him about his hair. She took another sip of the mixture and waited for someone to come up wanting a drink. During the whole re-tying experience, Billy's tie had become awfully crooked. She straightened it up a bit. Elijah covered his eyes with his free hand.
'You had to wear Billy's tie, didnt you?' he asked, unshielding his eyes.
'Of course... what else would I wear? The One Tie?' At that, Elijah looked down at his tie which had turned a purplorangish colour. 'Heh.'
They both sat there, bored out of their minds, waiting for the next step of the party to happen.
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Post by Niluial on Nov 29, 2003 2:16:45 GMT -5
Niluial stood at the door and tapped her foot where in middle earth are they she hissed impatiently. Niluial thought for a second and calmed down, they will be here, they will! At that second someone walked in the door. It was Dragoneyes! Niluial was about to go say hello but it looked like Dragoneyes was in much need of the bar so she just smiled. Nilly admired Dragoneyes dress lovely, very lovely she thought. It was very free but stylish must be a new fashion. Niluial tapped her foot again waiting. A few minutes past and in walked Ophelia looking lovelier that ever. Ophelia shouted “shot of vodka please” and she just stood there almost in aw. Niluial giggled and Ophelia turned and looked at Niluial. “Niiiilu” she shout and hugged Nilly. “Oh Toothpick, you are here! My, I thought you weren’t coming for a second” Niluial said smiling. They caught up on some old news and Ophelia spotted an old friend. Niluial couldn’t take it anymore “where is GotO” she hissed.
“Now, now calm down. You know GotO, fashionably late” Helky said patting Nilly on the shoulder. They went to the bar and spend about an hour there, enjoying many drinks.
Nilly wasn’t feeling even slightly tipsy which was odd because she had, had far too much to drink. Niluial looked around and to her surprise there was GotO asleep on a arm chair. Nilly dragged Helky and made him sit on a chair “Lets stare at her, maybe she will wake up!” Nilly said with a evil smirk. Ten minutes of staring went by and GotO finally awoke, Nilly squealed. GotO hit Helky in the back and laughed.
“You look lovely GotO, in black! Very glamorous and well” Niluial paused to think.
“Pretty much like a good looking vampire” Helky interrupted. GotO laughed a loud cheery laugh.
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Post by Ophelia on Nov 29, 2003 7:23:00 GMT -5
Ophelia was quite surprised that Nilly called her toothpick even though she was dressed quite unusuall for her style . She was happy to see Nilly and was really going "wow" about Nill`s dress and everything .
But then , then Ophe saw Mippin waving her and she realized that the someone who gave her the vopdka shot that she still had in her hand was no one else but Alatiriel . And there was Nuru and Elbereth and Helky and Silver and Firi and Gragoneyes and the one and only Elentari looking good . She gave a sudden hug to Nil , took the vodka shot and dashed towards the cloack hanger and off went the black cloack . Under it was a silver and red dress . Long and decorated with silver belt that hanged down till the very end of the dress . On the neck Ophe had a silver necklace decorated with red rubys and with concordant diadem , bracelets and rings and a little bracelet aroung her leg that showed at every step for the dress had a nice and long slit . With little not too high heeled shues (red and silver ofcourse) . With lip-gloss on her lips and green eye shadows and a really complicated hair-style . In the looks of this she ran to Dragoneyes and huged her and just as fast left her there confuzed and the same she did to Firi and Silver but she did stay to say some more good words to Elentari mostly about her good looks and the good idea of the Christmas party .
Alatiriel was dying from boredom but than on hopped Ophelia and gave a sudden hug to her too . Ala just watched at her like she would be looking at a alien . But then she understod who was the person standing in front of her and huged her back . "How are you Ala ?" cried Ophelia (because of the loud music . "And how are you Elijah ?" she added with a glare .
At that moment Mippin felt a need for something to drink and walked to the bar and Dom was forced to go with her . Ophelia jumped over the counter and hung around Mipp`s neck . "How nice to see you two ... erm ... four !!!" she corrected herself after remembering that Dom and Elijah was here too . "How are you ? You look good !"
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Post by Dragoneyes on Nov 29, 2003 9:00:13 GMT -5
Dragoneyes, having been fully aroused by being hugged feircely then left abruptly. She rubbed her eyes and turned around to the bar.
"Oh! Hello Ala!" She said as she spied the barkeep. "Get me... Something would please? Something to wake me up." Ala nodded and set about mixing this and that together.
"So," said Ala in a conversational sort of way, "How are your speaches coming along?"
"Speaches?" replied Dragon, "Oh speaches! Yes, well, erm, I kind of was thinking of making it up as I go along."
"An original approach I must say."
"Not to mention that I still haven't been told to whom all the awards I am presenting are being awarded." Dragoneyes paused, "Did that sentence make sense?"
"I think it did." said Ala as she passed Dragon her drink. Dragon looked from Ala's sweet and innocent smile to her drink. She eyed the liquid suspiciously, but in the end just shrugged and drank it. Just as long as it didn't turn her into a rhinosorous or something like that.
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Post by Elentari on Nov 29, 2003 9:10:39 GMT -5
Elentari walked up to the bar and looked at Dragoneyes' ripped dress.
"How on earth did you manage to do that Dragon?" asked Elentari.
"Elentari," said Dragon. "Hi. I haven't seen you here yet. The dress?" she said following Elentari's line of sight. "I caught it on a branch when I rushed to get here. I suppose it looks rubbish now."
Elentari smiled. "No, it looks original!"
"Um, I don't suppose you could help me with something Elentari. I still don't know who's won one of the awards I'm presenting, so I cna't write the speech for it yet."
"Oh," said Elentari softly. "Well, which award is it?"
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Post by Ophelia on Nov 29, 2003 9:34:04 GMT -5
Ophelia noticed the newcomer (to the bar ofcourse) and and seeing no one sees her she just started to beg for pardon about the abrupt greetings assuming that was the reason of ignorance . "I`m really sorry for the fast greets but I`m overexited so you must forgive me . Pretty pleace ! "
After that she waited for an answer but to take the pressure off she asked Ala for some hot chockolate and asked her to join for a cup .
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Post by Mippin on Nov 29, 2003 12:00:45 GMT -5
Mippin and Dom stayed talking to Ophelia for a while. 'You look absolutely stunning, Ophe!' Mip called out. She wasn't much for style as far as clothes went, but she did like Ophelia's dress. It was red, and reminded her of blood. When the song came to an end, Mip dragged Dom back over to her station and played something more. There were a bit more people, so Mip decided to do something spiffy. She grabbed the mic, and spun around on her stool, nearly falling over, and having to swivel her arm around as not to drag Dom off of his own stool. 'Hey, hey, hey! Listen up folks. Today we're gonna rock this house - Disco Style! Let's give it up for Boromir the Disco King!!!' Mip yelled, and despite the lack of guests, she got the crowd-roaring cheer she was waiting for. Mip slammed down on a button, and the tiles illuminated in christmassy reds and greens, and suddenly a gigantic disco ball came down from the high mosaiced ceilings. No sooner than this had happened. A Sharpe (  ) looking Boromir moonwalked out to the dance floor, and pointed to Mip. 'Hit it!' he called out, and Mip slammed down on the play button. Disco music filled the air, and Boromir busted a move. The lights were dimmed and the colours illuminating from the disco ball, and random laser lights installed around the edge bounced off the wall, in a mad christmas rush. A few people took to dancing, but for the most part, they stood in awe to see the one and only Disco King. In moments, Frodo the Funky-Chicken master was out on the dance floor. Mip looked over at Ala and Elijah as best she could. Elijah kept blinking, probably wondering if he really looked that idiotic portraying Frodo... Soon Gandalf was out, and trying to breakdance, but Mip fled out, and rushed him away and back to insanity. She handed him a put and a pack of pipeweed. 'Here, put this in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy.' she whispered, causing Dom to give her an odd look. She then dragged him slowly around back to her station. After a few songs, Mippin withdrew her attention from the Disco King, and the Funky-Chicken Master, and went back to her parchment. Furiously scribbling down something in her special not-so-script. Mippin smiled then looked up at the disco ball. 'It's perfect so far...' Mip said unconciously. Dom answered her unconcious statement. 'What is? Can I see?' he tried to look over at what she was writing. 'Hold on, give me a moment!' Mip whispered as she wrote all the more feverently. At last she came to an end, then handed the parchment to Dom. 'Oy, another code?' he asked. 'You must have come up with this while you were tied to Billy, because I don't remember this one.' 'Yeah, I guess I did.' Mip said. Billy couldn't read the code, Mip never really wrote in it while he was attached to her wrist. Mip moved around, and decided to sit against the speaker again. She looked around, wishing there was enough light to do a quick sketch of her surroundings, but suddenly one of the laser lights went off. Mip had to on the spot fix the controller. She quickly reached into her pocket and took out a screw driver and some spare wire. She fixed the spliced wire as best and as fast as she could then put it back together. Hitting a button, the light came back on. Mippin sighed, relieved that no one seemed to have noticed it. |
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Post by Firondoiel on Nov 29, 2003 12:10:26 GMT -5
Firi still sat at the bar watching all the going ons. Everyone seemed to have forgotten about the quiet dark-headed girl. 'Well, I can't let that happen, can I?' thought Firi. She drained her mug and jumped to her feet.
Just then Ophelia rushed up to her and gave her a hug then dashed off to hug everyone else. Finally she came back over to the bar and ordered a Gaffer's Delight. Firi smiled brightly. "Hello Ophelia! How have you been?" she greeted as she gave Ophelia her own hug. "Hi Firi! I am well and you?" she replied.
"Oh I am fine. Very excited though!"
"That makes two off us." replied Ophelia with a wink.
Firi laughed and glanced over at all the tied peoples. With a mysterious look, Firi excused herself and vanished from the hall. Yet she quickly returned and tied to her arm was none other than Aunt Orla who was looking quite uncomfortable. Firi, on the other hand, looked quite delighted and had her sweet evil smile on her face. The couple came back to the bar and Firi ordered Gaffer's Delight for both of them.
Dom took one look at Orli's derranged farm shirt and immediately lunged across the room towards him. Poor Mippin was roughly dragged behind. Wide-eyed Orli went flying back with Dom ontop of him as he ripped at the shirt. Firi landed on her back and gasped for breath as she giggled. Orli's ear splitting shriek quickly silenced her though. "Oh dear." she said to herself.
Firi sat up and tried to push Dom off Orli. The crazed Dom wouldn't budge as he continued to tear the derranged farm shirt. Ala stood behind the bar snickering. She pulled a camera out of somewhere and began snapping pictures. Finally, Elentari and Ophelia came racing over and helped pry Dom off of Orli. "Really Dom! What are you doing?" asked Elentari sternly, but there was a mirthical twinkle in her eye.
"IT'S A DERRANGED FARM SHIRT!!!!" cried Dom. Fire quickly stood. "It's my fault. I should have made sure Aunt Orla was decently dressed before I brought him in but I shall remedy that right away. Come Orli." Firi half led, half dragged the pale Orli out of the hall while Mippin tried her best to calm down Dom.
When things had quieted back down, Firi returned with Aunt Orla in his POTC costume including the scarlett cloak and nice hat. 'Much better.' thought Firi as they drank their Gaffer's Delights and watched the Disco King.
"DO THE WAVE!" shouted Firi as she leaped up and forced Orli to do it with her.
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