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Post by Lossentilien on Nov 10, 2003 11:10:42 GMT -5
Okie doke, what are the worst, but very funny, things you could do during RotK? Or any of the other movies if you like. Heh heh.
Stand in the entrance to the theatre, with your arms outstretched, shouting "You shall not pass!!"
Everytime Legolas comes on screen shout "Oh my God, I totally love you Orli!!!" At full volume. Likewise for Elijah.
Act like Gollum, when the movie ends, attempt to bite off the finger of the person closest to you and proceed to fall down the nearest stairs.
At a tense moment in the Paths of the Dead, stand up and say in a creepy voice "I see dead people" with a straight face, and sit down looking scared.
At the end, organise all the other fanatics to sit in a candle lit circle and loudly weep now that "it's all ooooover..." Refuse to leave until they show all three movies in a row.
When the ents come on screen shout as loud as possible - "Run Forest, run!"
Ask how Agent Elrond got out the Matrix.
Pull out a Harry Potter book half way though, complaining about how Tolkien obviously ripped off Rowling.
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Post by Elentari on Nov 10, 2003 14:42:10 GMT -5
lol! Love the ents one!
Just as Frodo puts on the ring in mount doom shout: "You fool! Now Gollum's going to bite your finger off, fall into mount doom and save the world. Don't you wnat the glory??"
Belch really louly everytime an important line is said.
Scream everytime a ringwraith appears on the screen
Before you go into the film, discuss very loudly with the person next to you the plot line.
Throw popcorn at the screen when denethor appears, then cheer when he dies.
Say in a very lou voice, when eowyn and merry an fighting the king nazgul bloke "They say that no man can kill a nazgul, but she's a woman, so she's obviously gonna kill him, duh."
Sorry to anyone who hasn't rea the last book... hehehe...
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Post by Firondoiel on Nov 10, 2003 17:55:54 GMT -5
Heheheehhehehe!!!
During Denethor's Pyre loudly say something about poor Meela. (That was for those of us from the BD)
Start sobbing when the previews begin and moan about how LOTR is going to be over, there will be nothing to look forward to next December.
Sit there with your ROTK book and everytime there's a change, inaccuracy, cut, or something like. Stand up and shout "What?! How can PJ do that?! This is the last film, you think he would have got that right for Valar's sake!!!!"
When Frodo and Sam enter Cirith Ungol, say "Oh no! Don't you boy go in there! Big ugly spider thing!" After Sam's fight with Shelob say "I told you so! But does anyone listen to me? Nooooo."
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Post by Mippin on Nov 10, 2003 18:13:56 GMT -5
Start quoting everything right on time at the very first showing, making everyone gawk at your mad skills for memorizing something before you've seen it..?
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Post by Firondoiel on Nov 10, 2003 20:20:58 GMT -5
Okay, how could Tolkien rip off Rowling when LOTR was published in the '50's and written even before then? HP was written when? The past ten years? But all in all, PLEASE DO NOT COMPARE THE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.
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Post by Lossentilien on Nov 11, 2003 12:05:45 GMT -5
Way to over react guys.  That was the whole point of that comment, piss off the Tolkienites, seems it'd work pretty well too. EDIT: Yeah, you're right, that part's now deleted.  Thanks for understanding everyone. Happy happy happy. |
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Post by Firondoiel on Nov 11, 2003 19:23:52 GMT -5
Your point is taken Lossie and I apologize for any offensive comments I may have said. I usually do not jump all over HP fans but I made that post at night and was really sleepy. That is not much of an excuse though. But, there are some really mean comments made by HP fans in regard to LOTR and Tolkien. If Alatariel's post was deleted shouldn't Lossie's post be edited? I hate sounding all mean and cranky but if HP gets respect on a Tolkien forum, Tolkien should too.
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Post by Mippin on Nov 11, 2003 21:48:30 GMT -5
Edit: To unmuddle dragoneyes...I've deleted my post, and come to the realisation, that...I don't want to get involved in this. *runs away squeaking*
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Post by Dragoneyes on Nov 12, 2003 12:47:18 GMT -5
Wow, I'm muddled now. I thought Firi was talking about respecting Tolkien on other boards and then Elvish Hobbit starts talking about respecting Tolkien on out own board and... I'll go do homework...
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Post by Elentari on Nov 12, 2003 13:54:43 GMT -5
*cough* Back on topic please.  You naughty members ^_- |
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Post by Elentari on Feb 26, 2004 18:26:12 GMT -5
Hmmm... Let's revive this shall we?
Lets change it slighty:
What not to do when watching the trilogy with friends/family
- Point out every book to film error
- Scream when legolas comes on the screen
- Carress the DVD calling it your "precious"
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Post by Ophelia on Feb 27, 2004 15:08:34 GMT -5
Stand by the entrence of the cinema with a bag of gold-coloured rings saying to each of the by passers "This is the One Ring!" Attack the screen whenever the eye of Suron is to bee seen . Duck taking the people siting the nearest to you with you to the floor and covering your ears when the Nazgûl scream . P.S.Its my 250th post ! Im a dragon now  Ophe |
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Post by ElberethVarda on Mar 4, 2004 10:47:10 GMT -5
When Shelob appears, exclaim, "Boy, she really let herself go since Charlotte's Web!"
In a wide shot of the battle, yell out "Where's Waldo??"
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Post by lordoffools on Aug 27, 2004 1:35:25 GMT -5
Take a jar of spiders into the cinema with you, and release it during a Shelob scene.
Quote every line really loudly (if you've seen the movie before) before the character says it. It's REALLY irritating! Eg. You: We must walk the paths of the dead
Aragorn: We must walk the paths of the dead.
etc.
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Post by ElberethVarda on Aug 30, 2004 16:04:37 GMT -5
At the part where Gandalf falls in Moria, and the Fellowship is outside crying, arrange your friends in a circle, light candles, and sing "Kumbaya".
When Eowyn and Aragorn hug after Helm's Deep, scream, "ARAGORN, you PLAYER, leave the poor girl ALONE!"
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Thanks for understanding everyone. Happy happy happy.
You naughty members ^_-
