Off-Topic Posts

[ElberethVarda]

Yeah, I love these things. Basically, if you ever see anyone being off-topic, post the conversation here, and we can all have a good laugh o'er it. Here's one 'o my faves:

From The Informal Debate Board:

ElberethVarda: Well, that's strange, I didn't apply[for a debate team], but I'm in....Oh, well, who cares? *throws confetti in the air*

Niluial: Well if I recall you were just chosen because you have the right characteristics… you were made judge long ago lol!

Elbereth: I was?!? I must be going amnesiac....FIRONDOIEL, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?!

Firi: *innocent look* What did I do? Why nothing whatever. What makes you think that I would do something like that?

Elbereth: You know just what I'm talking about! The sword at Rivendell.....The censoring at Arda! Fess up

Firi: I think you mean "Sneck up!"

Elbereth: Huh? You are confuzzling me...STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Firi:

Elbereth: Stop before you get too deep...

Mippin: *points to two corners, opposite from one another, and taps foot lightly*

Niluial: *giggle*

Firi: *stares at corner blankly*

Dragoneyes: *sits in one corner with head bowed* I'm sorry! Those halflings' leaf is just so tempting!

Elbereth: *glares at first Firondoiel, then Elvish Hobbit*

Firi: *tries to glare back but dies laughing instead*

Elbereth: Good, now that you're dead, I can take your sword...*cackles madly*

Firi: Uh-huh. My sword will suffer no hand to touch it but my own. Besides, I die all the time. This death means nothing. ;D

Elbereth: Very convenient, in'it?

Firi: Very. I've been undead for over a year now.

Elbereth: Hmm...*counts on fingers* That seems to be right...

Firi: How do you know when I registered at BD?

Dragoneyes: It says it at the bottom of every post. I've been undead for around a year and a month

Firi: Ah yes. Of course. I've been undead about one year and three months.

Elentari: I thought we'd been members for longer than that dragoneyes... meh.

Elbereth: Mwahaha... guess not.

Alatariel: erm... Firi, didn't I give you that sword?

Elbereth: No, you took it back, so she got her own.

Firi: *sniff* You took it away. *cries* But thanks to my powerful intellectual skills I created a devious, but somewhat tyrannical strategy to produce my very own weapon of e-vile!!!


Yeah....

Elbereth: Um, right, I guess....

Firi: Okay, this is shameful chatting and we need to stop. I am pulling out anyway.

[Dragoneyes]

The trouble is: I only understand half of that conversation.

[ElberethVarda]

Er... why is that? ;D

[Dragoneyes]

Mostly because it doesn't make all that much sense.

[ElberethVarda]

Lol, no it doesn't really. Let's find a different one, then...

[Ophelia]

I stoped reading after the first half . Sowwy ...
But hey , what do you want from a person who has to starve (I have catched a virus and now live from teas ... with no sugar ! AAAAaaaargh !!!!)
Now I`m being off topic-ish and still - it`s my 500th post ;D

Ophe

[I miss talking to my trees]

I use to live up in m.a.s.s. and there was a forest that I would walk in . one day I learned I could hear the trees talking in another language . It took me a long time to figure out what language they were talking in, but eventually I did and it is quenya , or some form of it . sence then I have moved back to florida and have found out i can talk to the oak tree next to my house . the tree says his name is umrore but I am not shure how it is spelled . he also says he is an ent and he came from middle earth in a place he calles omana . I have yet to translate it . I am getting off topic so back to point I know another person who can talk to trees and he lives where I did ,and tonight he said the trees were talking about me and they miss me . now I wish I was up there with my friends ....... the trees.

[GaladrielOlden]

m.a.s.s... Massachusetts?

-Menelien

[Lossentilien]

[glow=red,2,300]Remember the Christmas Party!?![/glow]


[glow=green,2,300]Good times.[/glow]

[shadow=blue,left,300]*sob*[/shadow]

[Elentari]

Woo! I remember the party... 'Twas crazy!

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