I say...Part II

[Dragoneyes]

'*sings* So make sure that she's old enough before you blow your mind- erm..I mean...Hobbit? Never heard of a hobbit before!', I say 'Never heard of a hobbit? What about Halfling? Holbytla? Perian?'

[Mippin]

You say 'Never heard of a hobbit? What about Halfling? Holbytla? Perian?'
I say 'Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed you mind'

[Dragoneyes]

you say 'Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed you mind', I say 'if you say so, but I don't think it was ever that fast in the first place.'

[Mippin]

You say 'if you say so, but I don't think it was ever that fast in the first place.'
I say 'perhaps it was the pints?'

[Dragoneyes]

You say 'perhaps it was the pints?', I say 'Oh yes, especially when I'd had a whole half already!'

[Mippin]

You say 'Oh yes, especially when I'd had a whole half already!'
I say 'Lucky you didn't figure out it comes in quarts now... '

[Dragoneyes]

you say 'Lucky you didn't figure out it comes in quarts now... ', I say, 'Perhaps not so lucky that I still haven't worked that out and am once more confuzzled.'

[ElberethVarda]

You say, 'Perhaps not so lucky that I still haven't worked that out and am once more confuzzled."

I say,"What has you done to uss, preciousss?!?!??"

[Mippin]

You say 'What has you done to uss, preciousss?!?!??
I say, 'Boiled ya, mashed ya, stuck you in a stew?'

[silverdream]

You say, "Boiled ya, mashed ya, stuck you in a stew?"

I say "...with some nice tatters?!"

[Mippin]

You say "...with some nice tatters?!"
I say, 'You know it! Nice, big, golden chips...'

[silverdream]

You say, "You know it! Nice, big, golden chips..."

I say, "Maccy D's!"

[Elentari]

You say "Maccy D's!"

I say "Na, mate. You want Burger King!"

[Firondoiel]

You say "Na, mate. You want Burger King!"

I say, "Ewww. Give me a Chick-fil-A!"

[Mippin]

You say "Ewww. Give me a Chick-fil-A!"
I say 'Nay, I'd rather have me a mushroom and lembas.'