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Spoofs
Apr 19, 2003 12:46:49 GMT -5
Post by Lossentilien on Apr 19, 2003 12:46:49 GMT -5
Just thought it'd be cool to have a thread of LotR spoofs..... I was gonna post a song, but I've lost the lyrics...... I'll post it when I find it.... Anyone else got anything? *looks around blank faces*
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Post by Lossentilien on Nov 11, 2003 12:05:45 GMT -5
Way to over react guys. That was the whole point of that comment, piss off the Tolkienites, seems it'd work pretty well too. EDIT: Yeah, you're right, that part's now deleted. Thanks for understanding everyone. Happy happy happy.
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Post by Lossentilien on Nov 10, 2003 11:10:42 GMT -5
Okie doke, what are the worst, but very funny, things you could do during RotK? Or any of the other movies if you like. Heh heh.
Stand in the entrance to the theatre, with your arms outstretched, shouting "You shall not pass!!"
Everytime Legolas comes on screen shout "Oh my God, I totally love you Orli!!!" At full volume. Likewise for Elijah.
Act like Gollum, when the movie ends, attempt to bite off the finger of the person closest to you and proceed to fall down the nearest stairs.
At a tense moment in the Paths of the Dead, stand up and say in a creepy voice "I see dead people" with a straight face, and sit down looking scared.
At the end, organise all the other fanatics to sit in a candle lit circle and loudly weep now that "it's all ooooover..." Refuse to leave until they show all three movies in a row.
When the ents come on screen shout as loud as possible - "Run Forest, run!"
Ask how Agent Elrond got out the Matrix.
Pull out a Harry Potter book half way though, complaining about how Tolkien obviously ripped off Rowling.
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Post by Lossentilien on Nov 24, 2003 16:33:18 GMT -5
Oooon the other hand- deoderants lead to cancer, as does a chemical in soft drinks (asparthame, I think that's how it's spelt) Not to mention all the other millions of things that are bad for you. D'you know how bad salt is for you? I personally feel the need to kill off brain cells, it's fun and stops you having to stress. I'm not talking about over drinking, but it's nice to have a lil drink. Plus, you'd need to drink a helluva a lot to kill your brain. I want a green faery icon... Hehe...
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Post by Lossentilien on Oct 28, 2003 17:09:44 GMT -5
Yeah you can get over it. I used to have to switch a light on and off four times before leaving a room or else my family would all die. But I was kinda young, so I don't know if that was an actual OCD or me being messed up. Meh. And of course there's my- must buy dvds or I can't leave the shop disorder. But as I have no money at present, I'm reduced to renting. I don't let myself into HMV for fear that I will actually attempt theft. And do we need to explain the green fairy? "The Green Fairy, also known as Absinthe." Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe is said to want your soul. Absinthe is an anise-flavored liqueur made with an extract from wormwood (Artemisia absinthium). It is an emerald green drink, which is very bitter (due to the presence of absinthin) and is therefore traditionally poured over a perforated spoon that has a cube of sugar on it into a glass of water. The drink then turns into an opaque, almost iridescent white as the essential oils precipitate out of the alcoholic solution. Oscar Wilde, an absinthe enthusiast, said, "The first stage is like ordinary drinking, the second when you begin to see monstrous and cruel things, but if you can persevere you will enter in upon the third stage where you see things that you want to see, wonderful curious things." Known Absinthe Drinkers: Edouard Manet Charles Baudelaire Paul Verlaine Arthur Rimbaud Oscar Wilde Ernest Dowson Edgar Degas Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec Vincent Van Gogh Adolphe Monticelli Paul Gauguin Alfred Jarry Pablo Picasso Ernest Hemingway Edgar Allen Poe Hehehe, a fount of useless info. Hope it was interesting for some of you at least. In some countries, Absinthe is actually illegal, as it's a drug basically. America has laws against it, but there are loopholes. Sorry, got carried away, I just love the info that goes with it. For anyone who's intrigued by it and has the urge to try- be warned, Absinthe on it's own, like whiskey but stronger, kinda burns your mouth and throat. You have been warned.
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Post by Lossentilien on Oct 26, 2003 16:00:08 GMT -5
*throws hand in air* Me me me me me I want to go next! What color underwear are you wearing now? *checks* Erm, black and white. What is the worst mark you ever got in a school exam?: Erm, a fail? Marks are not important to me. Unless it's something brilliant in a subject I like. *cough cough* Has anyone ever told you your feet stink?: Yeah, my little brother...they don't though, just remember that- all of you...*glares* Gottit? How many times do you shower/bath a day?: Once, it depends, sometimes every two days... How many pillows do you sleep with?:Two big fat ones. Now, honestly have you ever smoked?: yep, but not so I could've been called a smoker, just tried it. Been caught by the green fairy? I have indeed. Ever had a hangover?: I'm blessed in that I've not, but then again, it's illegal to drink under 18 here, so with a record of 12 drinks in one night I've done pretty well not to have been hungover. What do you normally have for breakfast, lunch & dinner: Some kind of cereal for breakfast, sandwich for luch, and dinner varies. Have any of the BD Mods ever PMed you with a complaint?: I...think so... If so what was the complaint?: probably for being off topic. Chocolate or vanilla?: Chocolate all the way baby. (apologies for that...) Silk or cotton?: Silk feels nice, but cotton for everyday wear. *looks confused* Do you have any piercing? Where?: Just my ears. A tattoo or two by any chance? What? Where?: no but I really really want one! Anything ever rotted in your school bag? What?: an orange which went green and white and squishy. I don't clean my bag very often. Do you faint at the sight of blood?: Nope, in fact, I have a homemade bottle of fake blood in my room. (For film purposes only of course...) Strawberries and chocolate or strawberries and crème?: Strawberries and chocolate. Do you suffer from OCD? What type?: Yes, I buy dvds everytime I go into hmv, unless I'm broke, and then I contemplate stealing them. Did you believe in Father Christmas? Or did you know it was a hoax?: I believed until my superego developed and I began to rationalise. Ever kissed someone?: Lol. *blushes* yes... Have you had a fight with any pacific members from Crickhollow, BD or Imladris?: you could say that...Sharku rings a bell. Ever broken a bone or something in your body? What?: Nope, I have suspiciously strong bones... What is the latest thing you have dressed up in (A dress up party, Halloween, Easter etc)?: erm, a vampire I think, long skirt, corset, custom made fangs etc. What are you wearing now?: Brown jeans and a green t-shirt. What was the last thing you ate?: Pasta. What are you VERY afraid of?: Needles, sometimes spiders, sharks, decaying corpses (especially children's) not achieving my career goals, getting old, dying. Ever stolen someone boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope, but I've wanted to... What fruit don’t you like?: Green apples and melon, but not watermelon, that's good.
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Post by Lossentilien on Dec 5, 2003 15:30:40 GMT -5
Hehe, I love storms! The best one I ever saw was somewhere in the French countryside, cause my room had a skylight and a little balcony with loads of little tree and stuff, and the rain was heavy but warm, and the lightning actually lit up the whole sky. Whoo, 'The Sparkly One'! *she says whilest wearing a ripped black top with a slightly sparkly red lightning bolt on it. * Man it sounds tacky written down...I assure you it looks funkier than it sounds...hmm...
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Post by Lossentilien on Dec 1, 2003 16:14:40 GMT -5
You have hit the nail on the head Elentari. That's exactly why I never post you as El. But I do like Tari, even if it is similar to Tarien... And Ent is cool, but I imagine you to be much prettier and more graceful than an Ent. (Apologies to any Ent lovers, I'm not meaning to be species-ist) But so far, I'd say the ones I'm most likely to call you are Tari, Ent, and Ari.
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Post by Lossentilien on Dec 1, 2003 9:30:29 GMT -5
Aww, poor Elentari. If it helps, in my head I often call you El if I'm in a rush...in my mind that is... What could we have...? Enta, Tari, Elen, Entar, Ari, Leader in insanity...*gets horribly stuck* Yea..but mostly if I think of you with a nickname it's El or Tari. So in a funny way, you do have nicknames. It's just that they exisit in my mind.
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Post by Lossentilien on Nov 30, 2003 15:21:53 GMT -5
And we can't forget Nil, Nilly, of course, the wonderful Niluial!
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Post by Lossentilien on Jul 26, 2003 7:20:45 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Happy Birthday dear Dragon, happy birthday to you!!![/glow] I feel we do need a cake....... Sorry, was all I could do on short notice. Dig in.
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Post by Lossentilien on Jul 20, 2003 16:42:54 GMT -5
Whoa guys, calm it! This is meant to be about Nil's wonderful news, not a fight over Helky's brain cells. If you wanna argue about it, open a new topic, or we'll start a section dedicated to it. Sheesh. We're only meant to be wishing people well. Heh heh. You guys are funny though. So Nil, when you going to start a Wedding topic? You realise you'll have to tell us everything? All my love to you both Nil.
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Post by Lossentilien on Jul 9, 2003 11:02:43 GMT -5
Hey, isn't it Helky's birthday today? I'm pretty sure it is......what the heck [glow=green,2,300]HAPPY BIRTHDAY![/glow] Anyway. And if it's not, happy unbirthday. ;D
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Post by Lossentilien on Jun 4, 2003 12:52:36 GMT -5
Can you tell people's ages from their posts? Cause if I were to judge by all our posts, I would've guessed that we were all roughly the same ages....so either us old people are very immature, or you wee (little to non-Scottish dialogue people) people are very mature.... My sister's about 14, and she drives me mad, but I really like you guys!
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Post by Lossentilien on Apr 28, 2003 15:03:21 GMT -5
Niluial, I love you!!! I clicked on your profile earlier to send you that pm, and had a sneaky suspicion that I'd noticed you were older than me..... ;D I just get really annoyed at the film thing, cause I'm the oldest and therefor have to leave first. Still, not old enough. You can't do anything till you're 18...... Any advances??
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