Post by Firondoiel on Nov 10, 2003 17:55:54 GMT -5
During Denethor's Pyre loudly say something about poor Meela. (That was for those of us from the BD)
Start sobbing when the previews begin and moan about how LOTR is going to be over, there will be nothing to look forward to next December.
Sit there with your ROTK book and everytime there's a change, inaccuracy, cut, or something like. Stand up and shout "What?! How can PJ do that?! This is the last film, you think he would have got that right for Valar's sake!!!!"
When Frodo and Sam enter Cirith Ungol, say "Oh no! Don't you boy go in there! Big ugly spider thing!" After Sam's fight with Shelob say "I told you so! But does anyone listen to me? Nooooo."
Post by Firondoiel on Nov 10, 2003 20:20:58 GMT -5
Pull out a Harry Potter book half way though, complaining about how Tolkien obviously ripped off Rowling.
Okay, how could Tolkien rip off Rowling when LOTR was published in the '50's and written even before then? HP was written when? The past ten years? But all in all, PLEASE DO NOT COMPARE THE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.
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Post by Firondoiel on Nov 11, 2003 19:23:52 GMT -5
Your point is taken Lossie and I apologize for any offensive comments I may have said. I usually do not jump all over HP fans but I made that post at night and was really sleepy. That is not much of an excuse though. But, there are some really mean comments made by HP fans in regard to LOTR and Tolkien. If Alatariel's post was deleted shouldn't Lossie's post be edited? I hate sounding all mean and cranky but if HP gets respect on a Tolkien forum, Tolkien should too.
Stand by the entrence of the cinema with a bag of gold-coloured rings saying to each of the by passers "This is the One Ring!"
Attack the screen whenever the eye of Suron is to bee seen .
Duck taking the people siting the nearest to you with you to the floor and covering your ears when the Nazgûl scream .
P.S.Its my 250th post ! Im a dragon now
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